TomMasz

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

Here’s my number, call me maybe?

They look stupid. And contagious.

Yes, I know who this is (and isn’t).

Duck and Cover!

Given ICE’s questionable legality, this tracks.

Carrots are sweet, just not peaches sweet. Also, they don’t taste remotely like peaches. But that’s not important now.

They must. They won’t.

Boy howdy, his rockets sure do blow up a lot, don’t they?

I’m sure that as stupid as this was, it won’t be peak stupidity, only a local maximum.

Time that could be spent spray painting shit gold.

Let’s be honest. Henry doesn’t have to ask.

It doesn’t make sense, but here we are. We are all individuals with our own strengths and weaknesses, yet workers are considered fungible. If you are dissatisfied and quit, you’ll just be replaced by someone else.

Meta has been running ads claiming no one can read your WhatsApp messages, including them. For some reason, I’m not 100% sure about this. It’s hard to imagine they can resist grabbing all that data for their AI somehow.

Little do they know that worker happiness is considered the enemy of productivity.* Plus, it’s harder to micromanage them when they’re at home.

*By employers, not the workers, obviously.

Working as intended then?

I was one of the foolish ones who hoped it wouldn’t happen.

They peaked. It’s all downhill from here.

Dyson has inhaled too much ozone from electric motors.

He looks worried.

I joined when Apollo went silent. Coincidentally, I’m wearing my Clipollo t-shirt as I type this.