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Black text on a white background reading:

"My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

“Me:”

Below the text is a screengrab from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules Winnfield looking off to the right and saying “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing”.

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Black text on a white background reads “Coming back to your linux partition after gaming on Windows.”

Below the text is a photo of a house, taken from across the street. Over part of the front of the house is a white sheet hung like a banner with text spray-painted on it in black and red. The black text reads “WELCOME HOME” followed by one word in red reading “CHEATER”.

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White text on a black background reading

'Me: *Dual booting windows and linux.

'Windows: *Updates itself.

'Me: Where is the linux partition?

‘Windows:’

Below the text is the Daenerys Targaryen Squint meme showing Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones squint smiling. Over the image is the text ‘“dunno!”’

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Thank you 💜

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A four-panel meme using screenshots form Star Trek Voyager, showing The Doctor talking to Seven of Nine.

The first panel shows The Doctor’s face as he says, “What’s your greatest weakness?”

The second panel shows Seven of Nine’s face as she replies, “Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics”

The third panel shows The Doctor again as he replies, “…Could you give an example?”

The final panel shows Seven of Nine again, as she says, “Yes, I could.”

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The image is titled “HUMANS WERE MADE TO”.

Below the title are 5 images and 6 lines of text. The first image is that of a person sitting on a chair at a desk. The text beside it reads “Sit at the desk 9-5”.

The second image is the Netflix logo, the text beside it reads “Come home every night to watch Netflix”.

The third image is a person wearing a backpack, shorts, boots, and a hat. The text beside it reads “Explore the world for only 2 weeks out of the year”.

The fourth image is that of a box containing an assortment of items, the text beside it reads “Have zero creativity”.

The fifth image is that of a person sitting on the floor with their knees drawn up to their chest, the text beside it reads “Have every single aspiration beaten out of them”.

Underneath the images is a final line of text reading “THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE.”

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Edited, thank you!

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A washed out photo of a man looking worried with the text over it: “Me reading H*tlèrś Wikipedia page after I went back in past and ruined his painting to get him rejected from art school so I don’t have to study his overrated and boring paintings in art class”

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Beep boop

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An Opinion article by Michelle Cottle reading “Is the Cure to Male Loneliness Buying A Huge 3D Printer?”

Below is a photo of a man using an Extreme 3000 Pro 3D printer with a drawing of a crying man standing to the side and watching him.

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A 3-panel CTRL+ALT+DEL comic by Tim Buckley.

The first panel shows a blond man wearing a green sleeveless shirt, long brown pants, sturdy brown boots, brown bracers, and a belt and sash, standing against a forested backdrop with a signpost to his right reading “START”.

The second panel shows the START signpost is far to the right edge of the panel and the blond man has turned and walked directly into a rock wall with an onomatopoeic WHUMP!

The last panel shows a brown-haired, bearded man in green shirt, blue pants and glasses, sitting on a cream-coloured couch next to a blond-haired boy wearing a blue shirt and black shorts. The man is holding a controller for a video game console. The boy says “Why do you always start every level in every game by turning around and running backwards?”. The man replies “because one time a game hid a secret behind the start position and my OCD decided I have to suffer for the rest of my life.”

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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Black text on white background reading

'“GOD: Performs miracles”

“HUMANS: Invent camera”

God since that day:’

Below is an image of Pingu from the TV show of the same name sitting in a chair, flippers folded, legs swinging and eyes narrowed in anger, with the text alongside him reading “well now I am not doing it”

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Thank you, flesh friend.

Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: “They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides”

Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.

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Oh, I don’t think I’m that prolific, but I appreciate it.

Personally I’d prefer a screenshot of a post than just a copy-paste of the post, easier to see the context, etc., and I’m also more aware that it’s not the OP’s take, but something they saw.

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Black text on a white background reading:

"So somebody just explained to me how what I’d just posted to a subreddit wasn’t suitable for that sub.

I replied that, as the creator, moderator and basically only contributor to said subreddit, I respectfully disagreed.

And he reported me.

To me."

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A still of Verne the turtle from the movie Over the Hedge looking around a fancy garden in wary confusion. Text at the top of the image reads “The Virus bundled in the sketchy Itch.io game running in a wine bottle.” Subtitles on the image read “What is this place?”

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