Those 3% (going by your math):

Pick crops

Contribute $90 billion or more in tax for the county via sales tax.

Without those people, we have no food, and immediate inflation begins. You know, the thing everyone was bitching about that was literally caused by Trumps inaction on COVID.

This affects EVERYONE in the US.

Thing is, mate…fascists rarely stay inside their boarders. This is going to be the whole world’s problem in about 3 months.

With enough ketamine, you’ll definitely be able to reach Mars!

jumps around on stage like a dipshit

The 18-26 year olds just signed over our country to billionaire fascists. I had hopes for them, but they are collectively idiots. Born into late stage capitalism, spent their formative years growing up in the Age of Hate, and actively chugged down propaganda via YouTube and all social media.

No, we are not.

Black mirror robo-murder-dogs coming soon.

Totally

It was written by AI probably, so it wants us to not believe what it’s learning to do is very good. Just ignore it, human.

B movie?

kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword

“By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will.”

Then I’d take her out for pizza and bowling.

Because they’ve never had the senate. You need 60 votes to get past the fillabuster and to fix THAT you’d need Sinama and Manchin to agree to that.

You know what?

Take the day, fam. Go vote, get some ice cream, and have a mental health day. You’ve earned it.

SpongeBob be bussin’, no cap, fam.

The kind that SCOTUS will use to destroy the labor movement?

Yeah. Stuff like this, work in medical treatments and new drugs, I’m on board.

Using it to replace human workers or steal their hard work to train them?

Fuck you sideways with a cactus, you corporate fucks.

On Wisconsin! Flush the Republican turds who have fucked our state up!

I want that shark.

And a dachshund, lol

Buddy of mine growing up had one they named Crayon

Where are my balls, Summer?

Welp, backdoor to the CCP on the horizon, boys.

Do you have AT&T?

Apparently, those assholes didn’t stipulate signatures for the phones. I had one today and waited for the lady to answer her door. Stupid bastards.

We UPS drivers at least get signatures for the damn things. Who would have thought the delivery drivers getting paid shitty wages would be working with thieves to augment their wages lmao