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More like a revenue loss and a bigger revenue loss place.
What’s a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Cop: say woof.
Dog: what, right now?
Cop: yeah.
Dog: but I don’t smell anything…
Cop: I’ll give you a treat.
Dog: woof woof woof!
Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.
Court over Zoom ❌
Zoom over to court ✅
I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding “uary” afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.
Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.
1st one, won a dollar. Cool.
2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!
3rd one, won a dollar. ???
4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”
I mean… Eventually everyone loses all their weight.
Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!
The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”
“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.
Front + boot = froot?
Stop with the puns… We get the point
Hay now, hold your horses. You may be champing at the bit to say the Amazon exec is full of horseshit. But get off your high horse and don’t talk about the horse. The exec is a naysayer, but the horse is a neighsayer. They are not the same.
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
pen
John Wick glares menacingly
So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.
For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
It’s a picture of the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School shooter during his interrogation.
He said he had voices in his head and saw demons, so the detective asked if the demons were in the room with them at the moment.
So, by using this incident, the meme is suggesting that Great Again America is not real.