I read this in Herzog’s voice
I read this in Herzog’s voice
The last five years don’t seem worth it to me 🤷
Why doesn’t the larger continent simply eat the smaller ones?
I could use an extra hour or two each day 🥱
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
~ George Carlin
Black is the new orange?
Can they even read?
Sugar daddy
This could be a truly amazing discovery 💡
Shhh, there there. It’s gonna be okay.
Move, Biden. Get out the way. Get out the way, Biden. Get out the way.
I accidentally googled “FUTA Keyboard”
Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!
Bigfoot’s UFOs?!
Vote 🗳️