That’s not financing, that’s extortion

Technically it’s correct

I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.

That’s a riot! Oh wait, no, that’s L.A.

Any time I see someone making claims like this, I see someone who’s bought out or extremely stupid (or both). I don’t think this guy is stupid. Lining his pockets? Most definitely.

Not for us plebians

Those old cases had some razor blade edges. Expansion slot? More like expansion slice!

Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.

It wasn’t at gunpoint… Or was it?

How to bake…white genocide?

No no, not that again.

This man is my kin. I have lots of random stuff I’ve hung onto. Then again, it’s also why I can fabricate all manner of fix for a random problem.

That’s true, but you know he’ll still call some kind of bullshit victory over the deep state while doing absolutely nothing. His followers will lap it up like a starving dog and nothing will come of it. Any highlight of it will just be cast as left-wing-news or more evidence of the deep state at work.

You are correct, they are serious fuckheads.

They also do spyware. They just renamed it “AI.”

The economy went in reverse…Just like the national IQ from having to listen to a moron all day.

So … Fart jokes?

I guess they’ll have to use some of their other spyware

What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

Ah… Haha

That’s not a new term