Mmmm extra-sour dough

And you’re an especially friendly fellow!

I think I have the game disk within the CD stacks

Man: 3,773,524,676

Buffalo: 28

Survival of the fittest. Nature doesn’t care.

Poor convict Otto

I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!?!

It’s counterproductive to keep the name. How many consumers (like me) are going to see Meta and know anything about it? A very small number.

If I had a business called Trump Motorcycles, I would rename regardless of the history.

Don’t give Zucky your buckies

Shut up with yer stupid words and put some more Ow, My Balls!" back on!

Same here and it wasn’t a fun ride, but I hope Broadcom burns itself into the ground.

Sheeeit, I just took some of that cough syrup. It’s prescription now but boy will it knoc…

Oh hey, it’s my cake day? I had no idea.

Not the onion? Huh…

It’s an old racist term for when English sailors would throw an Asian person overboard. This came from old English doctrine that thought they brought jaundice, and this was the best solution. I’m just messing, this is all BS.

There’s an old game called Carmageddon where you could wreck people and other cars pretty well without interrupting.

See, the joke works like this: Kevin Hart has lost a lot of popularity and apparently gotten desperate to remain relevant (did I hear rumors of porn?), so thus, I pretend to never have heard of him. This is funny because it’s a direct contradiction to what he’s trying to do. The end.

Who’s Kevin Hart?

Now they need a private island and a theme song by John Williams.

I got my friend with that one back in the day. It was Flash so much harder to detect a loop than a video. I told him the ending was hilarious and he managed about 20 minutes of badger badger badger badger badger until he figured it out.