
narrow aims
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Kill a bunch of Iranian locals and broadcast the deaths via one of those grainy night vision videos. Insist everyone you killed was a Hamas terrorist.
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Claim you have once again destroyed their nuclear program. Thank Israel for their support and invite Netanyahu to DC to celebrate.
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Do a victory lap on cable news, bragging about how you won another war and deserve the next Peace Prize.
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Ask Congress for another $100B in Pentagon spending, because you ran out of ships again. Name the next Aircraft Carrier the USS Melanie
All very achievable.








I’m against capital punishment, so I’m training to become an executioner