Nor does it cut into the corporate revenues. They get paid for the ads either way. The odds of you clicking an ad (presumably) go down, though, so the click-through revenue the company would hypothetically get if you clicked on ads will be theoretically diminished assuming you believe the big tech companies aren’t lying about that data to their advertisers as well.

Yeah, for most parents, measuring age in months ends right around the one year mark.

I know plenty of parents who refer to their kid in months through year two, as you’re hitting milestones every month or two (vaccines, physical/psychological development, age limit for certain pharmaceuticals, etc) and “2 years” is such a big milestone for them all.

Also, kids who are premature make things extra complicated. I still refer to my son as “13-months adjusted” because if I said “16-months” people would wonder why he was so small.

This joke gets posted so frequently, it should be eligible for flyer miles.

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mom’s boyfriend is begging me

Is he caught in the washing machine again?

How the fuck can it not recover the files?

Nobody on StackExchange told it the commands to do so.

Listen, I’m sure there’s a very good reason why we have radically different policies towards Afghani Muslims and Uyghur Muslims, despite the fact they share a border and a litany of cultural practices.

Iran Bad posts just let the fascists cut loose.

Setting aside the man can’t pull-up for shit, look at those skinny little chicken legs

They switched because Google has more security leaks than a sieve, even accounting for their own hacks

We pretend to work

They pretend to pay us

Broadly classifies as gross negligence and any business that wants to stay in business will be wise to make that info public.

But I’d rather just not end up in an ER to begin with.

Her, at the funeral: “He needs his glasses! He can’t see without his glasses!”

Plenty of shock value at the end

Society

You just need hotter cousins

Having sex with your cousin in a cold ditch ten minutes walk from the parents is definitely a vibe

Dead on East/West roads have it far worse than rolling highways set at North/South angles.

Unfortunately, this is the result of a 50+ year old design in road geometry as much as a defect in your windshield.

a key feature of the campaign is to make americans predisposed to outright reject the alternatives that have already been proven to work

Not just with socialism. This was the response to the civil rights movement of the 60s/70s, to the environmentalism of the 80s/90s, and to the anti-war movement of the 00s/10s.

Every progressive position is pillared as unworkable, overly expensive, and jobs-killing.

Meanwhile, we sink $1T/year into chat bots that spam your Twitter feed with racist porn and armies of tweaked out sheriffs deputies to crash their cars into anyone they consider illegally brown