UristMcHolland

Only those who do not seek power are qualified to hold it.

Plato

Give me a Jon Stewart / Katie Porter ticket!

You can pass the ASVAB enough to join by answering C on every question. I know this to be true because I worked with multiple guys who said they did exactly that. That may not be true today but it was 15 years ago.

Dude is bat shit crazy

I was in a dollar store the other day that had 2 GIANT posters on the front doors saying “NO CASH” “We cannot accept cash payments at this time” and while I was in there I saw 3 people get told they can’t accept cash and then the shoppers left the store in a huff.

I don’t hate Apple but I do hate their influence. They release some wireless earbuds and then suddenly all the manufacturers “don’t have enough room for a headphone jack”, …get the fuck out of here.

Your timeline is off

Police need to use something similar to the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) that the military abides by. This article eloquently explains this better than I can.

"If we are willing to provide military equipment and training to our local law enforcement, let us also share their higher standards of behavior with police. "

Black bean burgers are fucking delicious

Nvidia Shield FTW

What is it?

Mr. Robot is genuinely my favorite show and I was shocked to see it brought up in this thread. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

And yet you still can’t play classics like paper Mario.

Can I get that in English?

Nicotine alone is carcinogenic, despite what people like to believe.

Call the movie “Back to the Stoneage”. Then send a tech billionaire to the past where nobody gives a fuck about them and they have to work to survive for the first time in their pathetic lives.

Your IT department set it up wrong in your Microsoft tenant.

It’s probably not what they were thinking but a Van can do most anything a truck can do except when it comes to off-road capabilities. For hauling and towing, a Van can usually do the same job without being a machine designed to kill pedestrians.

There used to be a time when corporations were taxed so hard they did everything they could to reinvest their money into the company/employees/communities just to avoid it going to taxes. Unfettered capitalism destroys the humanity in everything it touches.

If they nationalize Uber before Amtrak, I’ll blow a gasket