Could dial 0 to call the operator for directory assistance and be connected.

Por que no los dos

No, every representation of human sexuality can be beautiful (with consent that is). Just wordplay with one of the multiple terms for sub, hero, blimp, torpedo and yes, grinder.

ICE agents prefer Grinder

Tired: Cat Breading

Wired: Ice Breading

Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again

Hey! No cuts.

Is this where they get rid of the telephone sanitizers and middle managers?

No, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Would you like a side of pheromones with that?

An x-wing more likely

I use the name Donner to make restaurant reservations just to hear them say, “Donner, Party of four”

Hens don’t need a rooster to lay eggs. Farm fresh eggs is a marketing term that means nothing. Take another shower and try again.

Granted you said cigarette not cigar, but Red Arbuch disagrees with you.

When discussing their students with faculty, would professors would call them deez nuts?

Maybe if you smear it on your genitals you can re-grow your foreskin.

Roo roo

Varies. Today in California I saw $6.00 for a dozen basic to $12.00 for a dozen free range organic.

Going back a ways bigots had a problem with both Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay) and Kareem Abdul Jabbar (Lew Alcindor) but were fine with John Wayne (Marion Morrison).