About 3 million Americans die every year. Compared with other rich countries, we die at an alarmingly higher rate: One-quarter of those deaths wouldn’t have occurred if America were only as deadly as its peers.
The Black Book of Capitalism strikes again
I’m playing both sides 
I used to refactor code from r/programminghorror as an exercise. And I’ve headed 2 divide and conquer initiatives for gradual refactors on a 500k line codebase. I’m decent at it. But getting buy in is hard. We somehow once got management to agree to a 6 month feature freeze so we could pay off tech debt and get the platform to stop shitting itself on the reg.
The rest of my career is going to be joining startups a couple years in and gradually refactoring their AI fueled spaghetti, isn’t it?
Communist January 6ers in the ballroom in 2033:
D-FENS is so aspirational especially the part where he stands up to the brown people and foreigners and then
tries to murder suicide his daughter on her birthday
I was not doing well
My worst week ever, I averaged 22 hours a day
Photoshopping Thor over top of old programming horror posts is diabolical lmao
I believe that’s the joke
Hey honey, I know our kids go to a prestigious private school here and I do most of my work from the NYC office and you have obligations here that can’t be done from another city so you’d have to abandon them, but I don’t like this commie mayor so we’re moving to a tax haven.
What happened to Lee Camp, John O’Donnell, etc? I don’t remember them being particularly 
But mUH PoSsE CoMiTaTUs
#!/usr/bin/env python
def main() -> None:
"""executes when file is run as a standalone script"""
print('hello world')
if __name__ == '__main__':
main()
print('hello world')
2025 is the year of the Linux laptop