Probably fewer than 500 million, though.

Your bastard sword.

Between two and three trillion.

Regular and Almond Joy.

Which is roughly

10971 football fields

3933333 parking spots

14640199 king size beds

5624404194 iPhone 12s or

7994579946 chocolate bars

#AnythingButMetric #Im32DonutsTall

Utah doesn’t, though, and that’s where he’s proposing building it.

I’m actually slightly surprised that there’s still any part of Utah and non-Vegas Strip Nevada NOT owned by the Mormon church left tbh…

Like man in a suit walking up to me on the street and asking if I’d buy a cheeseburger from him because he likes it a lot.

I see you’ve met Danny. How’s he doing these days?

They’re all extremely tall and spoiled sneakerheads who know how to turn on a laptop?

Was the other one Angela Merkel?

doesn’t exactly narrow it down.

I know which one you’re talking about

Way to contradict yourself 🙄

Good news for William, Prince of Whales (pictured below)

Gonna need to reinforce that gas station roof first, though 🤔

“Warfighter” is still THE most cringetastic newspeak of the entire Trump kakistocracy! And that’s fucking SAYING something! 🤦🏻

The original ones led by Mussolini, or the current ones led by Mussolini fangirl Meloni?

Both?

ranch in the suburbs

I thought that was what they call eating out in Iowa?

I kinda feel like you should have tossed him a “milord” for that, given his username 😉

In this weeks episode of “movie for kids or real life in inner Appalachia”

“Just a harmless welfare facility, nothing to see here!”

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