Considering how much I love dad jokes, puns, and combinations thereof, I’m SHOCKED that I only scored 1/20! And I only point out horses SOMETIMES, depending on the situation.
Dogs, though? I’ll interrupt whatever you’re saying or doing to point it out no matter what.
Unlike horses, dogs are precious treasures that people NEED to be made aware of immediately, so they may coo and melt!
When you thought it was bleachers, were you afraid? Even petrified?
Nah, posts and comments are two different things, damn it! 😁
I’d be on board with a new rule requiring every post to contain profanity tbh 😄
It’s over there, in a box
points at the box where all the fucks are stored
Isn’t it always? 🤷🏻
Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!
Bout three fiddy
Please tell me that there’s a river nearby
I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. And I ended up at a Waffle House
this was in Georgia
Being in Georgia, I mean.
Preposterous! 😛
If it was anyone but Moe, I’d adopt that headcannon, but he’d NEVER lol
This one grammars! 😘👌🏼
Too late, already a veteran helmet shitter. The families accept me as an inescapable consequence of being related to a cop by now.
Well, I’ve never been Greenland
Me neither, but I HAVE been there.
It’s quite lovely in the summer and nowhere near as cold as you’d expect.
I’ve literally downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I’ve been in IRL 😄
I agree, and so do The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters 😁
in the US
don’t have to deal with (…) neighbors that are crazy unstable
On a scale from Bud Light Lime to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄
I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s
Fun fact: in 2026 you’re thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.
Just saying that you’re full of shit. Because you obviously are.
Rachel Bloom must be protected at any cost.
She’s also A real good person!