Gun = power!

Or some such ammosexual nonsense 🤷

First EasyJet flight where one of the passengers wasn’t uncomfortable?

Vampire Lives Down Low?
Vehemently Loitering Despite Legality?
Voluptuous Lauren Delivers Lettuce?

Personally, I find the fact that they take pains to point out that it’s vegan and cruelty free the most offensive since

1: pointing it out kinda implies that they expect people to expect meat byproducts and cruelty from their perfumes and

2: the Venn diagram of people who would want a bacon perfume and people who are vegan and/or are actively conscious about animal testing and other cruelty associated with consumerism probably features infinitesimal overlap, if any 😄

Thanks for reminding me of an A Bit of Fry and Laurie sketch 😁❤️

I don’t see a red door, though 🤔

Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.

Here you go

Is it our opinion that they should just retire as soon as they hit 2 or 3 million, and end all contracts with royalties

Nope. They are in fact able to spend money to help those that need it, so you can pack away your ridiculous strawman.

It’s not really their fault, at that point, that they keep making money.

It’s their fault if they hoard vast riches rather than meaningfully contribute to the betterment of the people, though.

Let’s say that there can be some, that it’s possible to be, a good billionaire

ABSOLUTELY not. You don’t accidentally become a billionaire in a day. You become a billionaire by hoarding ridiculous amounts of money long past the point where you have enough for everything you could ever need.

Now I’m craving milf weed 😁

Po-TAY-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

The head of AIPAC? She’d be more likely to spontaneously combust on a cold day in Antarctica.

That’s the seat Kat Abughazaleh (sp?) is running for

As if we didn’t already have plenty of reasons to support that badass!

Dems are going to pay more attention to primaries this time around

That’s almost impossible, given that the party leadership already fights every progressive primary candidate several times as hard as they do fascists, ancaps, and other Republicans.

Ever heard of an HDMI cable?

Out of spite.

Finally, a command line shell for the 90s

😄

1. Nefarious
2. Neither. The chief constable stumbled unto it while out walking his miniature Schnauzer and I was sleeping on the altar at the time.
3. Roughly 700, I’d say. It was a biggie for sure.

You’re not supposed to notice my impracticalities!

I tried that exact argument in court once. Still got convicted for the theft of that cathedral 🤷

Yes it is.

(I won’t since you’ll just keep denying objective reality anyway)

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