With Tom Jones and Catherine Zeta-Jones as alternates in case both of them need a break or something

To be fair, that’s also what the rest of us use consonants for 🤷

It’s got what plants crave!

Good idea in theory, but you’d be facing a shitload of pressure from your fascist thug “colleagues” to commit all sorts of heinous acts and it’s not unlikely that they’d go to great and violent lengths to force you to comply just like they do with their other victims.

the antisemitism group Anti-Defamation League

Looks like they accidentally described a zionist group accurately!

It’s just Soup tea for my family, officer!

Arizona Tea Party when?

husky drama intensifies

It’s pronounced like this

Giraffic Interchange Format made sense

In no world does that collection of words ring true, regardless of context.

you could depict things other than giraffes

But why would you?

And then there’s Kash Patel’s bizarre children’s book trilogy…

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It’s The American Way™!

That would have been a good time for everyone involved! 😄

Which is the exact opposite of what happens to reasonable people every time Miss Leave It steps up to the podium for a fresh batch of fascism apologia.

If anything, it’s gone from dystopian to utopian compared to reality…

Well, the bus driver invited the editor in chief of Aftonbladet to the weekly staff meeting, so that horse already bolted 🤷

Right there, next to the complimentary Wasa crispbread points

#RandyScandy

Arguably belongs in the Culture section rather than News 🤔

To be fair, China kinda did the same, according to Karl Pilkington.

Pretty sure the Brits had a mate with some bears to chuck in there too, though 🤷