Nor bras

Ugh, I hate it when the most annoying people on the internet break containment and affect the rest of the world 😮‍💨

Yeah, he was famously opposed to shoes. Had a final shoelution and everything!

Nah.

Like it often tends to be, the mistake wasn’t the concept itself, but rather letting some of the worst and least qualified people get away with any fuckery they want in the neverending quest for short term profits and shareholder dividends.

The IOT could DEFINITELY be a vehicle for actual convenience with no drawbacks for consumers if we would just have and enforce laws and regulations favoring their experience over the profits of misery-makers.

Who was the third brother they were pranking by checks notes manufacturing and selling athletic shoes? 🤔

the middle child is obviously the villain

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Like so

Those Hawaiian and Alaskan steaks don’t look very united tbh 🤔

doing what you are told it can do is not [too] weird.

It is when it sounds unlikely and the ones making the claim are notorious for constant embellishments and flat out falsehoods

ruins the car and takes you to jail

In that case, Cybertrucks should all have it enabled by default 😁

Could be a federation issue (the comments reaching your instance later than the post itself).

Do you know if the same thing is happening with other posts from .world/elsewhere outside of .zip?

With “working” usually consisting of a bunch of optional meetings where everyone has to cater to their whims and business lunches that would make the Editor in Chief of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy blush, of course.

Good thing that it’s extremely unlikely that there’s any potential customers of his lurking on Lemmy, then 😁

EXACTLY why I crossposted it in [email protected].

The entire thing reads like The Onion satirizing clueless rich people, except with all of the wit removed.

I’d dispute that it doesn’t reflect the opinions and beliefs of Fortune, though, based on this:

gestures towards everything they’ve ever published

Doesn’t sound very safe tbh, making a jet out of gold 🤔

"We have grand piano, yes, but what about second grand piano?“

“I don’t think he knows about that, Count Pippin”

“What about harpsichordsies? Noon cello?”

Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade!