Check their instagram

My local, next to the dive bar, knows my “not on the menu” order and added it to the cheat sheet near the register. Even with chains and shit, if you’re a recognized regular you’ll get a better experience.Such as the mango hab sauce as base. It’s amazing.

Good for cat, bad for tourists. They have to settle for the architecture /s

It speaks well of that towns people that a homeless cat was eating that well.

That’s good to hear!

The tourists may need to cut back on the treats

What holiday do Americans celebrate that might have something to do with making Italian-Americans upset?

I’ll give you a hint, he said this in a letter: “They do not bear arms, and do not know them. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane. They would make fine slaves. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.”

Hell yeah

culinary secrets

A crybaby yelling at people and offering galaxy brain advice like “limit the size of your menu, it keeps consistency up” and “clean daily”?

dental technology

You’ve seen those haggard chompers, it’s a miracle they don’t fall out or bite themselves comically whilst speaking. Imagine what people who gave a shit could do with that dental necromancy

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You should read Alberto Grandi. Broaden those horizons, just like the new world did for Italian food.

I enjoy seeing how many people had an opinion and lacked the words to express it. Cowards, I’ll suck you all off at the same time. Momma didn’t raise no coward and those massive American pizzas trained me for oral stretching.

GOOD COMMENT, I’m stealing that for that when I repost this on genocide day to trigger people from New Jersey.

Pizza as a dish is an American dish at its core. Land and credit for Pizza back.

Deep dish is still better than anything Italy ever made, look at the amount of tomato in there. The defining ingredient.

Unpause, wassup?

If America didn’t require a car to live in so many places, I’d support a single strike aggressive driving license revocation policy.

Death machines not found in the sacred texts are a privilege not a right.

Chad behavior, posting without caring whether anyone can even see it.

Glad it caused a laugh.

Idk man, I see a lot of mesh

I think the downvotes are from how obstinate I’m being. I clearly marked it with a /s

I’m not gatekeeping, I’m countering the papist menace known as “single serve” pizzas.

It’s part of the anti-Freemason plot to prevent us eating communally in order to reduce obesity amongst alter boys.

The one on the left was by an Italian in an Italian cultural zone known as new Amsterdam (fucking hipsters changing the names of everything).