It’ll probably be 2025, when adoption hits 5% a few months before Windows 10 support ends. The 5% will make people take Linux more seriously when looking for alternatives to Windows 10, which will increase adoption even more, which will cause hardware and software providers to offer better Linux support, which will just cause the whole thing to snowball.

Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

Got fed up with the wet trays in the Death Star cafeteria?

The Superman in Man of Steel didn’t give a crap about the world around him.

Reminds me of the Choose Your Own Adventure knockoff series “Pick A Path”, which as a kid I thought was “Pick i Path” because of how they wrote the A in their logo.

He did throw Sarah’s roommate’s boyfriend quite a few times during their fight, though.

I guess you could explain it like that, but I’d really prefer it if they just started writing Superman stories with a more realistic depiction of the world around Superman in mind. It would add more drama since, while Superman himself is invulnerable, the rest of the world isn’t, so Supes should have to be extremely careful with how he uses his powers if he’s actually going to save anyone.

He could also talk normally despite half of his lips being gone.

The Nolan movies always cared more about giving the appearance of realism by making everything dull and monotone than actually being realistic.

You maniacs!

The obvious solution is to launch the ice cream machines into space.

We lost a golden opportunity by never casting Sean Connery as Elvis.

Do you like fight scenes on moving cars?

Still good advice, though.

Many Bolians died bringing us this information.

Like Han and Chewbacca.

Life. Don’t talk to me about life.

*plantain

Finally we can put all the controversy around systemd to rest.

ed is the standard text editor.

The square hole.