They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

Mcanus

Not disappointed by this sheety joke.

They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.

How does “daring” factor in here?

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

Fuck Google.

Team Fortress 3: Micro Transact

Om nom nom nom…

Pew pew pew

Can I shove that up my ass?

Fuck Russia

Ironically I’m sitting on some TW-APE right now. TW = Tidal Wave, APE = Albino Penis Envy

Ecstasy turtling your dong might have saved you from cutting it off?

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Too much work. Mine away!

Math is going to perpetually be the downfall of most morons wanting to computer science.