WookieMonster

With all the sincerity in the world. Fuck you.

To me this is creepy as hell. It says that dude likes to see people pretend to be happy when they’re really very sad. I would wonder why the hell someone would send that to me if I wasn’t crying and trying to be polite and smile when accepting my delivery, which doesn’t make it any less creepy.

The currency has probably collapsed so that it takes a wheelbarrow full of bills to buy bread…

Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.

Definitely not.