The ones I use are mostly too blunt :/

I have an i3 and a hyprland installation.

I like tiling wms but Wayland still has some annoying issues so I like having the more stable i3 installation on my main computer.

Yes but in one case the kernel gets to do it. Holding the power button on the computer bypasses this after 5s while the apple tablet needs a lot longer (it feels like at least 10s).

I find the way of expressing it a little excessive but completely understand the sentiment and based on some recent irl experiences I completely understand such an outburst.

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I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.

Sounds like an iPad.

I think after like 5s something above the kernel kicks in on my PC and it’s off in less than a second.

My phones (stock Google android and GrapheneOS) both had settings for do not disturb mode where media playback can be disabled. I assume that’s causing the issue but for me it was not default.

The same AI that was doing those Amazon go stores?

That’s an exaggeration…

You sure sound fun. Would you like to not go to a party because it’s too loud with me?

Whenever someone tells me about the problem they’re having on Windows (which I haven’t used on my computer in years) or any Apple OS I explain how I would fix it Linux if I don’t happen to know how on their OS. If the Linux way is easier I also usually give it as a comparison.

I only really do this with people who I know could easily get Linux working and people already interested in Linux.

Now it’s gone…

I had no idea people were doing that lol.

You could blur the foot part of the socks…

Or with Calvin it would just get added to the list for the next meeting.

In high school that sort of thing would be fine though, right?

I get them on desktop before my phone gives me a notification lol.

For that kind of thing I use jitsi, works great and I have access to a sort of private instance that I use occasionally. Works for just voice too but it can be a little unreliable (the last two times I had a weird issue where the others suddenly couldn’t hear me and vice versa but reloading fixed it) so something else might be better for that…

Just download it?

Yeah German isn’t nearly as bad as Java either. Also what is asm? Phoenetic script?