Yep, forget the glass. I would probably break the window above it under a bath towel and remove them one by one. Buddy required. Not saying to try it.
Edit: Expletives. Just open the right hand side.
So, my spouse comes home wearing a small cooler as well as a work bag, and sometimes more bags from groceries or projects aquired in the wild, makes a beeline for me and we kiss and talk; whenever they’re all stockpiled I stress about their body under the weight. Your dad loves your spine, dude. Just say you’re on your way to put it down, but wanted to give a brief greeting because you’re so tired. I think you humans call this “just saying hi real quick, too tired to talk.”
They probably went crazy from an intense rat infestation. That’s probably hard.