OFF THE TOP ROPE!

Is that all it does? Is HP so backwards that they introduce a whole new attack surface just to store a date stamp?

…Actually don’t answer that.

There’s no way this would have been admissable as evidence on its own.

It was Ned’s house. The cult didn’t allow beer, and Ned and Lovejoy were winning him over with booze.

This leads to a fun line a few seconds later…

On one hand, 360hz seems imperceptibly faster than 240hz for human eyes.

On the other hand, if you get enough frames in, you don’t have to worry about simulating motion blur.

They’ve been separate desktop environments from the start. From top to bottom they share nearly nothing. The compositors, window managers, toolkits and shells are all different.

They also are ideologically opposed. If they merged, which direction would they go? The more feature-rich KDE? Or the more streamlined Gnome? Such a merger would lead to infighting and stagnation.

This is before even talking about the actual code underlying both environments.

I think it’s better for everyone if they stay as two separate projects.

Cisco might have something to say about that name.

This looks like it came straight off a propaganda poster.

…a sweatshop.

A resin printer might be able to pull off the level of detail. Not sure about the support structure though.

Are there at least two front facing cameras for depth perception?

This kills the universe.

“Johnny Tightlips, where’d they hit you?”

“I ain’t saying nothing.”

“What do I tell the doctor?”

“Tell him to suck a lemon.”

The City of New York vs Homer Simpson.

“Oh no! Not today!”

“…I CAN’T! I’M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!”

I guessed wrong on the episode and looked up the answer. I’ll keep my mouth shut and give someone else a chance.

Needs more dog.

“One point twenty one jigawatts!”

The video is TL;DW for me right now, but there’s a comment on the video which is fascinating enough on its own to pique my interest:

Back in 1997, a nasty October storm knocked down some power lines near my home. One of our dogs ended up getting her back legs paralyzed after going outside and had to be put down. We thought she stepped on a downed line, but after seeing your demonstration with the Hulk Hogan figure, I think I have a better understanding of what happened. Just going near the downed line would have been enough to do the damage.

The Riddler has taken his antics into intergalactic space