“Stay away from me daughter!”

“YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!”

Isolinear chips?

Isolinear chips.

Wholesome.

Neighbors of China:

I was always tickled by how Waterson could draw photo-realistic military hardware.

“Who took the DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISC?!?”

I want to live in the world NY Post lives in!

Conveniently, the $5 Hot-n-Ready IS the horrors that persist.

The US has faithfully left the country of Others alone for its entire history. Everyone else gets the boot.

Female equality.

Voyager is a website in a wrapper. I dunno how it’s suppose to run the battery anymore than Safari does.

Uh oh…

Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.

Take wooden barrels.

The anachronistic Redbull T-shirt that was a preorder bonus.

Trash fish.

Adults understand that it’s generational differences between opening up about uniqueness and simply hiding it to fit in, kids just like the music and dancing.

Adults also make a face with how much it’s a copy of Frozen’s premise.

Introducing “You seeing this shit?” Barbie!

Stupendous Man deserves a more prominent position in this poster.