Rookie mistake with coloring books. Even if something is suppose to be all black, make it line art so there’s white space.

If Susie wants a purple Darth Vader, let her have a purple Darth Vader.

Make the Stormtroopers behind him dead.

A guy did this to Google for years until he was caught.

He just sent fraudulent invoices to Google’s billing department for small amounts and they just paid them on sight without thinking about it.

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/25/706715377/man-pleads-guilty-to-phishing-scheme-that-fleeced-facebook-google-of-100-million

AKA the Nova Corp Captain in Guardians of the Galaxy, AKA Big Daddy in Sing?

Probably not.

That guy looks like he wants to talk to me about my flair.

The day the blink tag was removed from the rendering engine was the day we lost our way.

Would you rather fight one horse-sized upvote or 100 duck-sized downvotes?

I didn’t know Xzibit worked for Nintendo.

All I remember was that there were zero Game Genie codes for Super Mario RPG because that cart used so much custom hardware the Game Genie didn’t know how to interface with it.

Cool, do a pedophile ban next.

I’m at the stage of life where I’m done with seeking looks. I want someone who will treat me like a human and has depth of character. Also someone who is a nerd. I think a woman who is willing to wear a Darth Maul shirt is good enough place to start.

Is she single?

Gen Z people who aren’t paid enough to live

…No? It has them longing for headship born after the year 1976.

Marina Sirtis: “I didn’t negotiate my contract hard enough.”

Boss: “You say this email was written by you despite the fact it obviously contains em dashes.”

“Thine eyes have seen the glory of the cooking of the Porgs!…”

A rare moment where both parents seem happy.

Maybe that’s the real punk rock.