Best use for it so far. Now get it to run Windows 95.

Dad jokes are the only time where shaking my head in disapproval means I liked it.

My favorite comment to date is; “Zuckerberg looks like someone who is constantly resisting the urge to blink sideways.”

You didn’t tell it to point at the tail, so it pointed to it (the cat). Task failed successfully.

A+ reference.

Elon Musk is a wannabe fanboy of Tony Stark, per Iron Man 2. It’s MCU canon.

This is way better.

“A newt!”

It’s laid out just like Spotify and Apple Music, so pretty much.

Redirect his liquid assets to Ukraine.

“You are part of this Halloween party, but the Council does not grant you a full-sized candy bar.”

narrows eyes “What?”

So was The Twilight Zone, no one listened to those parables either.

*fawn things up

Pay attention to their wording.

Elven = Beautiful, wise, immortal

Elvish = Tiny, hideous, steals/eats children

That picture makes me think of SNES Mario walking up to it and kicking it until the top cracks open, the flag slowly rises out of the hole, then this music starts playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ND40FX7Ho

Jellyfin: Tower of Babel Edition

I have a two-year-old who watches the laundry tumble dry through the clear door like he’s peering out a window. That is absolutely baby fingerprints.

The first quarter of the 21st century is over.

…Did you have fun?!

ARM wants a sweeter deal.