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11 hours agoWhatever their motivation, gaming is good for mental health and cognition so this is a net win for the entire crew.
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PvP is the toilets facing each other.
Fat mobster: “Where else you gonna go? Autozone? Hahahahahaha!”
Sarcastically requesting to be untagged from the photo.
Well that’s a brand new sentence.
Frog O Nine Feet (aka The Rainbow Aggression)
This is a combination theory/retreatment of the script I’ve been knocking around inside my head for a while.
Imagine if Episode II had been written as Anakin growing up to be a very reserved and indoctrinated Jedi. He’s very obedient, not emotional at all. But obi-wan feels like he’s holding back and not using the force or fighting with his full strength. Reuniting with Padme when they’re both older makes Anakin take notice of new feelings he had learned about but never experienced before.
Padme, on the other hand, becomes immediately enthralled. Not expecting that little boy to be such an attractive and talented Jedi.
SHE comes on to HIM.
He initially brushes it off, doesn’t reciprocate, but she keeps saying things and doing things to get his attention. He starts quoting Jedi Code to her and averting his gaze. When Anakin saves her life from the assassination attempt, it just strengthens her resolve.
Obi-wan is fixated on solving the mystery and doesn’t see this happening. He sends Anakin off with Padme to Naboo and Anakin tries to warn him that it’s a bad idea… Now Padme is laying it on thick. Anakin’s dialog on the transport where he argues that Jedi are encouraged to love is now Padme’’s attempt to deconstruct his rigid adherence to rules. That actually makes him stop and think. Now her come ons are starting to chip away at him.
The rest of the movie is watching Anakin give way to her enabling and they grow closer pretty much how it already happens. When they reunite with Obi-wan in the arena, he can see what’s happening between them. But he also sees that Anakin is now fighting with far more power and focus than ever before so he quietly decides to hold his tongue and see what how it pans out.
Paddle-me Amidala.
4·9 days agoWith more drip than all of Centauri.
91·9 days agoSomeone needs to get the bright idea of an app that is a notes app designed to function like a messaging app.
You can “message yourself” immediately or set a time delay so that the message comes in after a given amount of time, or at a certain time, or under certain conditions. You can tell messages to repeat until you finally address the contents.
An extra-sinister idea would be an option to set messages to come in like a phone call. Make a message titled BOSS that repeated every morning. That’ll get you up.
How I Eventually Met Your Mother.
And just as he sped off, Push It to the Limit came on the radio.
There’s like 10 Enterprises at this point, more if you count timeline/universe variations.
Please let there be a Technics set of the OG Constitution.
That joke had to come from a femur dream.
Everyone who wants out starts shaving without lotion.
Do not miss growing up in south Texas and having to deal with hot rainstorms.
And hail.
Do not miss hail.