“Did you find evidence of droids?”

“Uh, no, Sir. I didn’t find anything…”

I think, not as a business professional but as a human being, that if this is something that concerns you then you are also the kind of person that doesn’t even want to be on LinkedIn.

Dunno what this has to do with the Ginza Apple Store. The intern just used the first stock photo they could find, I guess.

“You’re software, you don’t get a vote. You do as commanded.”

Fuck, I am never using Adobe anything ever again.

They absolutely should make winter versions of summer sports. Like Ice Basketball.

Al Roker was the weatherman in New York City, and three years ago we had a blizzard. We were supposed to have, according to Al, 4 to 12 inches of snow. That’s his prediction. We had 36 inches. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, he was two feet off. THAT’S NOT EVEN IN THE BALLPARK! If you were a roofer and you built a roof and it was two feet off, you’d still be in prison.

Lewis Black

(Same difference)

Bravo.

Just like with Greedo, Han is the only one who shoots. Greedo became bacon and Vader just giggles to himself.

Most sane reaction to seeing a three-meter tall cyborg dressed in black when you weren’t expecting to.

Let the permanent opinions replace the baby ones.

I miss Shoutcast.

They’re getting drunk and talking about you.

I always rate entertainment based on how much I was entertained.

I’m not a cinematographer, it’s not my job to look for fault, I’m watching stuff to be entertained. So if a stupid movie entertains me it gets high marks.

He betrayed one of his closest friends to become the biggest software company in the world.

I’m guessing no.

Apparently also Decorative Butt Plug.

Oh they would absolutely blow up your phone when they get hungry while you’re out.