General Heuristics cracks the whip.

Did they start counting Steam Decks?

Break out the Sunny D and the Beast Wars DVDs, we’re staying in tonight.

How about we start with 1% and see what happens.

7zip

Gimli: “He’s mine, toots.”

Almost assuredly a Portuguese language option in the European release.

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

Nobody is born cool. Except, of course, Rankin & Bass.

Even Mars knows that hexagons are bestagons.

Lease your phone so that you have enough money to finance a pizza.

“YOU OWN NOTHING!!”

This plane can fit 50 men!

Normal Balder’s Gate 3 dialog.

If you re-record a VHS tape once, it’ll probably look just as good as the first recording.

If you reuse the same tape over and over again it starts to get wonky.

Yeah, usually TV would give her a PG or PG-13 but she’s clearly not meant for children. :V

There was a time when I would have to sit on the toilet and my son’s first instinct was to trash the kitchen.

Japan: “No need to thank me.”

“It looks like it’s getting eaten… by some Linux.”

They couldn’t afford a raise, it was a pizza party.

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.