One of Robin William’s best jokes.

That show was still pretty wierd.

I remember an official-looking plaque on the wall outside of a strip mall gym that said:

“100 years ago today, on this spot, nothing happened.”

After a few years it just became natural and I found myself grabbing chopsticks before anything else.

Asgardians needed humans to think of a stupid plan because they were too smart to.

And it was so stupid, it worked.

“Wait… was this a grift?”

“Matt Daemon!”

Prerequisite: You must be Anne Hathaway

“Lettuce leaf?”

Apple Music started insinuating I was gay through playlist names recommended to me because I listened to a lot of dance music and techno.

I sent them a letter asking about it and never saw them again.

Ships and planes went from magnetic compasses to GPS?

The Bermuda Triangle a geological phenomenon, there’s a lot of ferrous ore close to the surface and that fucks with magnets and radio signals. But equipment went digital, started using satellites, and is generally more powerful and better shielded now. So I’m assuming it’s less of a problem enough to tough through it, or just no longer a problem at all.

Exactly. Hulu barely exists outside of the US. So everything on Hulu is just on Disney+ elsewhere in the world. Japan is the same way, there’s a [for adults] tab.

Amazon, with a giant cigar in its mouth: “It’s just business.”

That sounds like a private military contractor.

They did a Trump Administration “We’re good on OpSec.”

Smell-o-vision, here we come!

What’s the opposite of a Faraday cage?

Yeah, but dunking on tech giants AND their customers.

The Verge: “You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders!”

Spicy headline.