Chipotle has also outlived the Confederacy.

Turning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.

This picture makes me sick to my stomach.

Illegal build.

{lemmysilver}

If he’s Lt. Dan, that’s Two and a Half Goodman.

That’s what Disney movies have turned into. Ghibli movies tend to illustrate that children have a stronger awareness of the world around them.

I don’t think that’s too common though.

Most American and just about every European SNES says hi.

Bantha poodoo.

Trump really took all of daddy’s money and told the barber, “Give me the town squire cut.”

They don’t need no education…

Unfortunately, at no point in either of our lives has your comment described The United States of America.

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

I have a shared apartment and I must scream.

“Do you have the lobes to try my tube grub curry?”

“Under his eye.”

I had the Titanic and Bismarck books.

Rankin/Bass Santa is a psychopath.

Fox News: “A foreigner flying an unlicensed aircraft was shot down over Oregon after penetrating US airspace without authorization and failing to respond to orders to land…”

“Jolly, old Saint Newell, lean your ear this way…”