Hopefully they can use it against covid.

You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there’s no penis but he tries.

Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

OK Mr prez, what’s it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol

Good news everyone!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

OK sharks, I want to present to you an invention that will blow your minds away! We’ll get to why in a moment.

First let’s remember that day in 2025 when we could no longer dependent on toilet paper being readily available.

So I ask you, what did you do? Did you instinctively go to Amazon to buy a bidet only to find that it simply splashes your butt? With water of all things?

LOL! Well suffer no longer! Introducing the water stick! You simply turn it on and you brush it against your bum. Its powerful surface jets will effectively shoot any remaining brown matter right off! Just look at all the included attachments for the perfect paperless cleaning!

Oh oh.

I’m afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

Yup. My current one is dying and I’m using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don’t care how badly they try to waste my battery, I’m not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I’m prepared to not use a phone until there’s a reasonably priced Linux phone.

Big red flag:

Clippie: it appears that your trying to something or another blah blah blah jackidy shmackidy.