Maybe they should try firing some more workers.

Rolexes

Brick, laugh, love

No thanks. If I wanted to blow myself up, I’d ride the one that looks like a penis built by the guy who also looks like a penis.

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

Pfft typical

Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

Rubbing alcohol, big grain salt, dish soap, if anyone’s piece is more of an oil lantern than a pipe right now.

Pauly Shore would be the best dad

*smiles without it reaching his eyes*

We can control the weather! It might just involve guillotining anyone who won’t stop using a private plane.

Yeah. It’s pretty hard to stay anonymous when you’re the world’s greatest secret agent.

Well calling yourself that can’t help

I mean IANA or whatever literally made up a standard where two letter TLDs were reserved for countries even if they aren’t how those countries refer to themselves, see gr for Greece. I’m assuming .io just stands for Indian Ocean in this case, which seems like probably not how the chagosans self identify. Then you have countries like Montenegro that have .me and realized it means something in English so capitalized on it by licensing a company to resell .me domains.

I don’t think I have any particular point other than I think it’s dumb to have a system of artificial scarcity be the only alternative to having to remember the IP of every damn site I want to use.

Well yeah but then they’d have to expand the hiring pool beyond the dumbest jock you knew in high school and those people tend to balk at doing fascism so…

$ GPT how do we solve climate change?

GPT: command not found

$ cd /home/chatgpt

cd: command not found

I’ll put it on the list with Wu-Tang Clan

I don’t really get either of these comments. No one should be using telegram for anything other than a discord clone, and of course the shady turds will gravitate to privacy-focused messaging apps. I mean presumably that’s why the turds chose telegram initially, they just fucked up the due diligence and thought telegram was secure because they credulously believed the founder dude who folded under state pressure.

Well then you’re not my friend, guy.

Prove it, Bill