I know what you mean…

If the “payoff” is a heart attack at the ripe old age of 46…

Nice. Office Space reference.

If I’m following correctly, 11:19AM seems like it’s a long ways off from 5PM when you haven’t even had your lunch break yet. But then 4:00PM rolls around and THE FINAL COUNTDOWN starts where you only have ONE HOUR left in your workday.

I dunno, that’s just my interpretation. Just riffing at this point.

Man, you just insane in the MEMBRANE… Insane in the brain!

I never knew that was actually the guy’s real name. I thought it was just a band name or something.

Nothing will ever replace the all-powerful SUDO no matter how hard Microsoft tries.

But that takes all the fun out of crop dusting my roommates and coworkers.

Testicles. That is all.

Steal this Wiki. A modern day Abbie Hoffman.

False. Downloading Wikipedia is perfectly legal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download

Haha not on your life!

Gentoo is for people that are masochists