Ugh, my username is also Bort

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don’t. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

This sort of nonsense right here is why infosec people warn about having physical access to machines

Exactly. Website is a medium to gain information, website is not art. Web designer is the person who makes the frame, not paints the canvas.

Apple: our way or the highway