If the fetus is allowed to own a gun, it should count.

“Strap it to my new plane.”

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

I would also like to know who else is in their shower.

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

We could always adopt “Lizzie’s in a box”

https://www.tiktok.com/@footballhomeaway/video/7411984090527829281

I assume he is wearing two suits under that one.

Self dining only one year away.

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

Investopedia is a great resource for things like this: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathcross.asp

Congratulations, you’re one of today’s lucky “feels like I’m 10,000.”

I’m going to be the handlebar of a motorcycle, but be in my own square.

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

He wasn’t in one of those realities. His set of infinities was limited by the situaltion.

The nsfw content, mostly.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.