I assume he is wearing two suits under that one.

Self dining only one year away.

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

Investopedia is a great resource for things like this: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathcross.asp

Congratulations, you’re one of today’s lucky “feels like I’m 10,000.”

I’m going to be the handlebar of a motorcycle, but be in my own square.

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

He wasn’t in one of those realities. His set of infinities was limited by the situaltion.

The nsfw content, mostly.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

To clarify, that’s if you own SPY or SPX

By code a bathroom is a sink and any combination of a bidet, shower, tub, or toilet.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Sounds like you’ve achieved goatse post-nut clarity.

I understand if you fly two trump flags you are not only exceptional, you are even special.

Please be good…