I’m going to be the handlebar of a motorcycle, but be in my own square.

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

He wasn’t in one of those realities. His set of infinities was limited by the situaltion.

The nsfw content, mostly.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

To clarify, that’s if you own SPY or SPX

By code a bathroom is a sink and any combination of a bidet, shower, tub, or toilet.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Sounds like you’ve achieved goatse post-nut clarity.

I understand if you fly two trump flags you are not only exceptional, you are even special.

Please be good…

I feel like you’re either just starting to learn rhetoric or military theory, and I am rooting for you either way, there is a lot to learn ahead of you.

A bully always makes sense when the other kid can’t punch back. Aircraft carriers are a wonderful tool as long as small actors don’t have the asymmetric ability to sink them.

I mean Tim, if you wanted me to stop using maps you could have just asked, you didn’t need to insert ads.

My name is Frodo… Frodo Skywalker.

It does have a fascinating “how many times can this train keep wrecking” quality to it. I kind of hope the producers next turn The Room into a mini-series.