Spatchcocked?

We pray for you

I have no idea what they are talking about.

Some of us just want to be naked around our neighbors!

Is that OK with you, Larry? I don’t judge you for your little preferences, do I Larry?

Now go heat up the bath.

OnePlus charges so fast this isn’t a problem anymore

When I was a kid, we would spell out “dirty words” in people’s phone numbers and call saying we were from the “Telephone Number Decency League”. We’d say the naughty word thier number could spell and encourage them to call the phone company to ask for a new phone number.

I have a lot of opinions and beliefs that I can realize probably aren’t correct

Other religions are fake, but my religion…

It does and in two ways

1. running a refrigerator with an open door in a closed room makes the room warmer not cooler. The fridge just moves heat around but there is inefficiency too that comes out as excess hear

2. using energy to cool your personal space, increases global warming leading to a need for more air conditioning

https://youtu.be/J1DAmmROUX8?si=sepM4PtDn2MsTwqv

Ladies want a man who can sew

I loved using PLUA on the Palm Pilot back in the day

Hard to let go of mom.

I think you meant, bitten by a radioactive bowl

Jessica Jones

Got me! I’m a communist and very far from gruntled.

And yet, no cracker. Just cheese.

I loved Turbo Pascal so much. Wrote my own DOS windowing system. When the object oriented stuff came out,it was mind blowing but still so accessible.

Look before you leap.