Capt. Wolf

Nope, no bones…

Uh oh… Guys, I caught one…

I also have the brain of an elephant.

It’s in a jar on my desk…

I’m not allowed back at the zoo…

Here’s the rest of the set then, enjoy!

And a bonus drooling cat that looks like it fell asleep drinking coffee

Man… It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this…

What do you call a cow with no legs?

*Looks at Jersey plate*

*Looks at Newark exit sign*

Yeah… That’s about right.

The working class are nothing but tools for the upper class. Always have been. We are the unclean undesirables.

When the rich are in crisis, the government bails them out.

When we’re in crisis, we’re supposed to stop eating avocado toast…

Yeah, I skipped Pascal, but it at least makes sense when you look at it. By the time my family finally jumped over to PC, C was more viable. Then in college, when I finally had to opportunity to formally learn, it was just C++ and HTML… We didn’t even get Java!

I tried decades ago. Grew up learning BASIC and then C, how hard could it be? For a 12 year old with no formal teacher and only books to go off of, it turns out, very. I’ve learned a lot of coding languages on my own since, but I still can’t make heads or tales of assembly.

In my state, it’s one car length(15-20 feet) for every 10mph. Good luck getting anyone to actually follow it though! Getting on a major highway here is like the Autobahn.

Never timed, I don’t have it in me. I love the Castlevania series though. Was just trying to derust CV1 the other night. I used to do race streams with the same guy that edited that video. Always lost, but I could at least do all the damage skips. My timing’s way off now. More of a fan of the Aria games. AoS randos are like my go to boredom game.

My only timed run is Blaster Master. I used to do stuff like Super Metroid old route, Bionic Commando, Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Strider, etc for fun, but never actually submitted.

Deathless run Silver Surfer and we’ll talk.

Yeah, it seems like a weird recreation

Edit: Actually, it appears to have been color compressed.

“You can’t hear a picture”

The picture:

It does that, phone decides to just fuck up when I type and autocorrects/inserts random periods and shit. Doesn’t seem to matter what I try, resize the keys, wipe learned words, change key layout…

It really depends on the dog. I’ve known some who don’t and some who do. Essentially it’s all dependent on hygiene, pheremones, bacteria, and fungi they pick up. My last dog was very into keeping her paws clean. She didn’t get muddy and liked when we wiped her paws down if she was in the rain, so hers didn’t smell at all.

AKC link

MUST?

Original Halo was released in 2001, 23 years ago.

Super Mario Bros was released in 1985, 39 years ago.

There is less time between the release of the first SMB and Halo than Halo and the present day, 16 years…