@setsneedtofeed, shush! Disparaging the sentence is a bootable offence!
@setsneedtofeed, shush! Disparaging the sentence is a bootable offence!
I love the edit of this picture, it reads “say pizza to drugs, say no to yes.” This is the first time I’ve seen the original pic.
That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity. Pearl clutching intensifies!
Those are made by the same people who make American bathroom stall doors
I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”
If the earth is flat, then where do the CHUDs and Morlocks live huh? Chessmate!
“What’s that melting refrigerator? I thought this was an undressing app!”
Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.
Oh Ken M, will you ever learn?
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Troll?
[Yakety Sax starts playing]
Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”
I thought you were going to write he uses bronzer instead of a shower
I thought about that then I got mad all over again because of the “Now that it affects me, it’s important!” angle. But yeah, at least he was apologetic about that one thing and it would def be unthinkable any regressive would apologise about anything today.
Rush Limbaugh (who coincidentally replaced Downey when Downey got fired from his job) took the “smoking is a-ok!” to his lung-cancerous grave
Let’s all forget him again, he doesn’t deserve remembrance
He’s like the unfortunate result of Jerry Springer, Rush Limbaugh and Morton Downey Jr spreading idiocy and bullshit everywhere, setting the stage
IIRC the way the law works now is that any private citizen, regardless of whether or not they have any sort of relationship with the pregnant person, can sue anyone who “facilitates” abortion for Texas citizens. That includes taxi drivers, family members, maybe even gas station workers, etc. There is also a county that is (or has been) attempting to ban the usage of fucking roads to get to abortion facilities in other states, effectively barring you from travelling anywhere if there is a possibility you may be pregnant. Freedom!
Same, what a shame