Recently found out that you could turn the sound volume to zero on mine. Actually life changing to the point that I’m commenting that you should check yours as well.

This isn’t necessarily invalid but certainly isn’t a strong enough of an argument to return to the office.

TIL this only happens in China

If you’ve got a computer or a phone, you’re almost certainly being tracked. Picking and choosing which entity is tracking you seems masturbatory.

Please, stop, don’t.

Your post? Your comment?

Congrats on being insufferable, bud.

Saying something at the end of your rant doesn’t preclude anyone from responding to you.