Treehouse of Horror V

Homer and the amazing multiversal/time travel toaster

“It’s raining again” after Homer flees screaming from the ‘perfect timeline’

‘This is indeed a disturbing universe’… poor Willy

To shreds you say?

Asking the important questions here.

Cone on, son!

Despite the original double vax, and every suggested booster, I’m pretty sure I caught it from my dentist in July 2022. I was still wearing a mask everywhere at that point, with a KN95 in any situation where I’d be near people for extended situations.

I’ve had the flu 3 times in my life. This was as bad as the worst of them, with a completely lost week.

That said, I am hyper cautious around others and will still keep wearing my ‘please maintain your distance’ sign.

I realize all of that. I think it keeps people further away from me while out shopping, thus the psychological barrier helps more than any filtering.

I guess I’m not such a weirdo for still wearing a mask when going out.

I’m lucky to have both.

The pain gets worse every year, but I’ve been dealing with it for closing in on 50 years so… meh I’m mostly used to it.

The tinnitus has a similar timeframe but seems to be getting worse MUCH faster. And is so much more distracting and ruinous to quality of life.

You saw it. You’re already there!

The legendary John Astin and Carolyn Jones might like a word!

That show was just weird as hell to watch growing up, along with The Munsters and to a lesser extent Bewitched.

To be fair, their movie portrayals were amazing too.

Win 10 LTSB did cause some gaming related headaches, but I’ve had zero issues with LTSC 2021 to date.

Those damn kids were asking for it playing Mazes and Monsters as they were. Bunch of heathens.

Not you, real life actresses Margot Robbie.

Why have I never heard of this amazing woman until today (second post mentioning her on Lemmy)?

I’m just glad I’m one of the 10,000.

He probably just misses his old glasses…

As you obviously understand the best way to properly dry a martini (what kind of loon would line dry the component liquids), you have my vote!