
Can you imagine how pissed my neighbors would be if that bled into their property lol

Can you imagine how pissed my neighbors would be if that bled into their property lol

I got an electric mower for the lawn. It’s amazing. Now if I could just get rid of this lawn.

I wonder if I can create a private school and send my fictional kids to it in order to get a tax write off while the IRS is understaffed.

It would take decades because they don’t care, not because it actually takes decades. Meanwhile the government doesn’t mind them living there, getting lead poisoning.

If your grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike!

Hey, you wanna go on a date? One question, did you ever vote for Trump? Gosh sorry, not compatible.

The Supreme Court are people who have addresses that are surprisingly easy to find. In addition, anyone could deliver flowers to their door.


The culling of animals for food products is a hot topic with no real solutions. Tell the vegetarian that plants communicate danger, despite the overwhelming evidence, and they’ll throw you out of the room.

As much as I want that to happen, I agree. It needs to hit Medicare. Let’s just cut Medicare altogether. Sure, your grandmother dies, but she’s probably a right wing cunt anyway.
(I don’t mean your actual grandmother, user, I’m sure she’s lovely)

“Yes, it will lead to poor health and high profits”

Pooooooorrrrr rural reds. Smh

It would be illegal to kill Senator Fetterman for being a wolf in sheep’s clothing

Apparently the Republicans think that the only bread we should be eating is unleavened bread. I think we can all agree that Republicans are fucking nut jobs. I’m curious to see what the nation says when we cannot buy bread. Will we choose to kill these disgusting Republicans or will we choose to just continue letting them destroy everything?

MAGA knows about as much about communism as ML does: nothing.

Legendary? I’ve never heard of them.

I mean, we got the names of the baddies.
I would not want to be the homeowner who didn’t pay him.
Humorously, there was an ad for lawn care chemicals after the video.