don

I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.

They couldn’t keep their heads on fucking straight during the .com bubble, and here they are doing it all over again.

feds coming fo yo ass now you better run

^ This person adblocks

Same

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

I haven’t seen the Tunak Tunak Tun (Dahler Mehdni) guy in forever!

Welcome!

Yes we can

Neptune: tf are you talking about

The Oort Cloud: lolwut

Interstellar medium: fuck me, it’s cold

Sagittarius A*: (chuckles softly)

Andromeda Galaxy: tf is a sun

Laniakea Supercluster: yo is that the Hercules–Corona Borealis Great Wall?? What up, homie!

Universe: gotta go fast

Can:

tbf, looking at the sun from three miles away would be all that you could see.

Y’know, if it didn’t instantly turn you into plasma.

I could also see that, given the total absence of liability on Trump’s part, even those foreign and nefarious actors might steer clear of it, if they realize that they, too, might be getting scammed, with no recourse at all to recover their investment.

Something like is very likely designed primarily to con easily conned conservatives out of their money, though the vehicle for foreign and bad actors also exists.

I quite agree.

Trading your house for a bunch of those $100k watches of good might be a better deal, because at least you’ll be able to hold actual physical excrement in your own hands. With that crypto thing, you just get watch your money vanish on a screen.

“But to be clear, although I most certainly know for a fact that the refreshing sparkling water I sell is exceedingly poisonous and should in absolutely no way be consumed by any living (and most dead*) beings, I will nevertheless very heartily encourage you to buy it. What you do with it after is entirely up to you.

*_{Exceptions may apply. You might be one.}

You pays your money, you takes your choice.

Huh. From what I’ve searched, WLFI comes with its own warning on coingecko, a site that supposedly tracks various cryptocurrencies.

According to GoPlus, this is a proxy contract. The contract owner can make code changes to the token contract including but not limited to disabling sells, changing fees, minting, transferring tokens etc. Exercise caution.

No active trades are found for this coin.

Emphasis mine.

They don’t call him Dementia Don for nothing.

Heiress to the Hilton hotel corporation. And apparently some sort of socialite/minor celebrity, it seems.

Avelon shows a link to the Imgur page, but doesn’t embed the video inline, even though the setting for that is turned on.

Edit: same with Mlem. Edit: Arctic doesn’t show anything at all.