Mac Studio but it is made out of Muffins and can fold in half when you’re finished

Satellite: “But I wasn’t boing anything wrong!”

getting a lot of new followers on bsky all of a sudden 🤷‍♂️

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Time to unlock my printer with an opensource firmware

smiles in lemmy

Solid state tech using minerals and metals for interstellar travel.

Squishy meatbag for living and reproducing on a goldilocked planetoid.

We should just turn into comets for the purpose of travelling 🐌 slow but effective

what enriches lives:

1. solving world hunger
2. doing the taxes and other boring stuff
3. translation
4. replacing corrupt governments
5. cheaper living

what we use AI for instead:

1. making society, artists, already poor people poorer
2. making life more complicated thanks to increased joblessness
3. causing more polarisation and conflict
4. helping corrupt governments
5. more expensive living

why invent an AI that eats ice cream for you when instead, it should do the dishes and pass the butter?

iphones just do weird shit after a while so that you can’t go on without a restart. truly smart

iOS app is pure garbage. Before adding more ad functionality, how about fixing those annoying swipe gesture bugs first? After a double ad, it is impossible for me to exit full screen by swiping down. Also, auto zoom to fill screen works only with 85% of videos, why is that?

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it’s to pay some indian worker on a chromebook to take your prompt and put it into one of three AI’s at their disposal.

I have a picture of Drake on my toilet. Only the first of the two haha

Suggestion: what if there was a lemmy instance solely for reporting malicious lemmy/fediverse servers? I’ve read some stuff about FBI crackdown and mastodon instances containing questionable material. Wouldn’t it be gret to have some kind of federated “registry” of all the bad actors out there? I am pretty clueless, but would that help?

Someone needs to invent middle-out compression and install it on a network of smart fridges