Who needs a diagnosis when you can just sleep under a box labeled “Doctors Office”

Joey Ive knew

I’m not calling out any single group, but speaking broadly about all humans. How does that jump to “those other people”?

The single best thing you can do for the climate is not existing. The next best thing is not having kids. The lifetime of consumption of a person is out of the equation without that person. Until we figure out how to live sustainably on this earth, overpopulation is a real problem.

Edit: To be clear, I want you to still exist with us in this world. Especially since I don’t believe in any kind of afterlife. I’m just stating a tough truth with no clear action statement, besides maybe figuring put how to live truly carbon-neutral. Some things are just a catch-22.

N420HA. Not sure if that’s the model or the plane’s license plate but either way hell yeah

Back in the day, I realized there wasn’t really a voice-mail message length limit, so I had a 20 minute rant about why I don’t want voicemails

And the chosen pope had an 0.3% chance. Some times, things with a chance of happening, happen.