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Just like the end of Gravity’s Rainbow.

And if you went to pick up the pizza, you could say “pizza pizza” to the cashier and they’d give you a toy.

“OK Nibbles, chew through my ball sack…”

confused gerbal sounds

Ubuntu in ~2015 was peak Linux (for me). Everything worked flawlessly with zero bugs, even printers. It’s been downhill ever since with the exception of Steam Proton, but even then I’ve had more bugs with Steam in the past couple years then I did in 2013.

I’m kinda turned on

I don’t know if there is a version of Poe’s law for Apple fanboys, but your comment makes me think there should be.