Why are people moving here? Go away! We’re overcrowded with stupid and you’re just gonna get caught in our sea of idiots.

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

No, that’s phase 3. Phase 2 is foreclosures, bankruptcy, and buying at insanely discounted rates. THEN it’s slaveprison labor.

How dare you make me scroll down an inch! I’m putting on my pro-bewbage anti-cleavage dress right now so that you’ll know just how upset I am!

It’s a sleeping bag zipped up over their head, isn’t it?