Ain’t much better in here kid.

Everyone on here is stupid and wrong.

Perhaps this just means people value her feet more than music? I’m not into feet, but I really didn’t like her music, so maybe this is reasonable.

I’m bald.

tautological

Going to have to insist the Turkish change their word for England.

Chum-berg is a great coining.

But what if they’re wearing an expensive leather jacket

We’ve never met.

hmm yeah words

The sooner people stop typing like that, the better.

ringtones baby

Strength training plus an intensely physical job, 200g of peanut butter was an extra 1200kcal and went down very easily at the end of the day. Sometimes I’d be so tired I’d end up eating the rest of the jar as well. I must have eaten my girlfriend’s weight in peanut butter over the course of a year. I’m so tired all the time nowadays I don’t really know how it was possible. Some days would need 7000kal to hit maintenance.

I used to eat up to a pound a day, and now I’m wondering if I did myself permanent damage. Certainly half a pound a day, minimum, for a year.

I think you have to eat it!

Some of these might have been to avoid blatant racial stereotypes, particularly with Tilda Swinton and Liam Neeson. Johnny Depp, not so much.

I wouldn’t say it’s my excuse, exactly, but I will say it’s funny we think this could possibly convince any Chinese person they were seeing a panda.

This story resurfaces every couple of months. Last time it turned out they had specifically advertised that they’d be having an event where they had the dogs groomed to look like pandas. Like, they never claimed they were actually pandas.

I see, that’s probably a good idea.

On the Autobahn?