When am I ever going to need to know how to fight a pudding monster?

No fleas or bombs, but nailed the anxiety.

He did always love making “little happy trees.”

I’m not sure that’s relevant since we’re talking about laws he’s broke, not laws we wish were in place. As far as I know, divestment is not a requirement.

An ex president has faced a corporate death sentence before? I feel like we’re in uncharted waters here. His tricks really don’t seem to hold up in court, other than delay, delay, delay, and that tactic seems to be running out of steam.

I thought this was a preemptive step to prevent the shenanigans.

You’re gonna have to get past the monkeys for this to work.

This is just the plot to every Jurassic Park sequel.

Then there was this… https://sopuli.xyz/post/3729424

Just got to stay far enough ahead of the poop wave to surf but not get swallowed by it.

Monster!

-2 impulse control.

Oh no, school sucks.

Wut

I think it doesn’t work without John’s depression.

Terminator has a surprisingly bad poker face.

Baaaaarf!

There’s a mod joke in there somewhere.

I appreciate your clear communication. I agree that federation should be a last resort.

edit: I am confused why so many of them in this thread seem incapable of following their own rules.

Allow instances their own space for discussion, if requested implicitly or explicitly. If said discussion regards this site or its users, you are allowed to discuss said discussion within the local purview (meaning, within a Hexbear community), with regards to the rules laid out prior.

It’s like they come up with the action sequences first and then task the poor writers to make sense of it.