Just gotta get them first before other people scratch up the discs. About half the movies I borrow from my library have read/write errors

I just want LibreOffice not to be a sluggish bugfest on macOS

Security/privacy. With a dumb phone you’re restricted to standard phone calls, SMS messages, and (sometimes) email. All of which are ancient standards that weren’t built with security in mind. Your network provider likely keeps logs on your calls and texts