My own mother encourages me to beat my kids, just like she did to me. And the bitch wonders why I don’t answer her phone calls.

Kerthulhu

Sailor Marge

All those people and not one single face between them.

A tortoose.

I get it.

Tark

Puella Magi Marx Magica

Bomberman Hero

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I didn’t either, but I moved out anyway. If you have a car, you have a home.

Just give me the bullet points, thanks.

It sure didn’t.

Excuse me what

I’m a big fan of the 12ft skeleton fad. Especially when they stay up and become Christmas decorations.

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I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.

Diddlin’ Daddy never goes out of style.

Cheese