There’s vomit.

L plus mid

Nah that ain’t it, I keep my window open basically 24/7. It’s probably either depression or ADHD. Probably both.

I just found a cup full of iced coffee in my kitchen that I must have made this morning (it is almost 8pm now) but I don’t remember making it nor do I remember forgetting that I made it.

Am I the Imposter or am I the only one among us?

Edit: now that I think of it, this isn’t the first time that’s happened, I already wasted a perfectly fine iced coffee over the night between yesterday and today, in pretty much the same way.

Idk man I’ve had the tor browser on my PC for years now and it was never deleted. Might just be because I haven’t updated it in like ever but still.

I forgot whatever you said and can’t muster the strength to look up to re-read whatever you said but probably both and now I’m worrying that whatever I’m typing doesn’t apply at all so I’m kind of between “both” and “(n)either” just to be in the clear I don’t even remember if I even read whatever you said in the first place at all.

This took me multiple minutes to type out I’m just so incapable today.

I still have like three of those but haven’t looked inside them for at least a few years. Last time was when I needed my Windows disc that I only out of habit put in there in the first place. I just use USB sticks neow~

Since it is mirrored it means you have to turn right. Dear god, do they just hand out driving licenses for free nowadays?

Muh?

With all the shitbrands on amazon and similar sites I was only half surprised but still 100% more surprised than I should have been.

I just don’t answer the phone at all if they can’t bother to text (unless it’s someone important to me).

I already blocked the number of my internet provider because they keep calling me for an appointment I had called off via email weeks ago by now.

Aw they’re such a cutie!

Agreed. Also it’s important not to take everything someone says on the internet seriously.

I’ll commend them though for (apparently) doing their research though instead of plainly believing me (even if it was obviously a joke).

Writing propaganda is that easy.

Our mobile data is the biggest scam that exists on this earth. A handful of gigabytes for 10s of €s per month.

The highest IQ people will say “Well it doesn’t have to be more than a few gigabytes, you got wifi at home anyways, I barely reach the mobile data limit”, well it doesn’t have to be 10s of €s for a handful of gigabytes either/anyways.

And coverage outside has always been between “Barely alright” and “Dogshit non-existent” too, doesn’t matter if you’re in a city, around a city or on a street between cities, especially on the streets though you’re lucky if you can fucking “ping -c 4 google.com” with package loss.

In psychological terms that is actually what we refer to as the “Dorcelessness Syndrome”. I have studied psychology for multiple years now (Fun fact: I actually did my doctorate on this condition) and it is actually a really fascinating condition that, so far, I personally have only seen once in the field (Though a good handful of documented cases exist).

What was not mentioned in this post, is that this condition is not inherently “contagious” but should still be treated ASAP, as it will otherwise lead to other damaging conditions, the longer it stays untreated. If you find or know somebody, that is feeling dorceless or even just appears to be dorceless, get them to professionals immediately.

Prolonged dorcelessness leads to a loss of identity at best and interplanetary genocide at worst (so far), in all according documented cases.

It’s not???

Just gonna drop by real quick to drop my favorite ~20 minute prog-rock song

No, thank you actually! I’ve been perfecting my craft for a while and this has been the feedback I’d been waiting for!

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Not to disagree with you or anything, but your opinion is literally wrong and you know it.

EVERYBODY knows IT! The BEST PEOPLE know IT! People come up to me and say “sir you are the rightest person I know and I wish I could ever be as correct in my assumptions as you are dear sir” and start CRYING!! CAN YOU SEE? The MANLIEST of PEOPLE (basically SUPERMAN body like A LESSER VERSION OF MY BODY IF YOU CAN IMAGINE) START CRYING IN FRONT OF ME because IM THE MOST RIGHT!!! Scientists come up to me and ask me “sir your brain is so mighty may we test it for your IQ?” and I tell them (and MANY people AGREE! I tell you when I was on the golf course I was DROWNING in CRYING TEARS because THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH!!) that MY BRAIN HAS THE MOST IQ on all the planets COMBINED!! And they tested it and they RAN up to me god help me (I READ THE BIBLE FRONT TO BACK AND EVEN UPSIDE DOWN FOLKS) and said “SIR YOU GOT THE BREST BRAIN OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST IQ!!! and the most SMART!!” they told me i have an IMMESURABLE IQ and I told them “thats true!” and they began to CRY AGAIN because THEY HAD NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS SMART AS ME!! And I told them “Maybe some day, Timmy, youll become as msart as me!” CROOKED CHIDEN WOULD NEVER!! HE’S OBSESSED WITH INSTIGATING ME INSTEAD OF LEARNING!!! I LEARNED LITERALLY EVERYTHIGN!! Stay safe folks!

Instead of “Thank you for x” say “thank me as for being as gracious as I was, accepting your gift and therefore wasting my precious time for you!”. Rolls of the tongue much better than " "