I cut it into slices like cheese.

Yeah. But I’ve heard, some people take offence to that.

I also piss in the shower.

White meat and dark meat are already a thing.

It was called 360 because they didn’t want to release an Xbox 2 when PS already had 3. So they came up with 360 bullshit because it’s kind of like 3. So now PS are conveniently numbered and I have no idea which Xbox is the newest.

I’m considering a console as retro if they run on cartridges. All Xboxes are modern consoles.

I’m just calling it Wooster.

Yeah, I love these posts by Americans. I once tried to explain to them, that I don’t need to know how to handle a gun as I never saw one in my life and probably never will. They couldn’t comprehend.

Yeah, I’ve seen some devices on YouTube that, I swear to God, were invented only to make coffee more complicated and I don’t believe it makes any difference.

I know that a lot of Americans could lose some weight but there is a difference between dieting and not being able to afford food.

Reading the title made me think this is something they are preparing for school lunches or for prisons and thought it was bad. But the reality is even worse, they are expecting average Americans to prepare this feast for themselves at home.

You think We’ll make it to 2029?

Pretty normal. Some words are used much more often in English and others don’t even exist in my language.

I have them and use them. I don’t mop with them, but wear them while mopping so I don’t leave shoe prints on the wet floor. It works.

I wouldn’t say that. The only friends I’ve got left are the ones that stayed in the same city as me. I already forgot those who moved away. And the closer someone lives to me, the closer of a friend he is.

It seems, I’m on the older side.

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For millennials, like me: 1337 means “LEET” which is short for “Elite”.

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