I’m also not getting them.

Are…are we robots?

Or are we too human for the robots?

Elder Millenials and young Gen X can have all 3 if they grew up near a busy highway in a home built before the 1980s.

Just a civilian guess, but 2 or 3 Delta V or Falcon Heavy to put 1 payload into LEO with a command module and lander, then 1 booster with fuel. Short of using prototype lander, fabrication would take months at best. Then a Starship or SLS to get a crew, food, and water into orbit.

“Please update your credit card and subscription to access premium colors such as red!”

It’s not even that.

The technology never, ever works as well as it’s hyped. It’s a sales ploy, not a feature.

The purpose is always data collection, and the data is always leaked.

Vulnerabilities and the progression of tech make these kinds of bells and whistles age out of practical use faster, costing the consumer more over the long run.

F this kind of noise in particular, this is not progress.

Me after a restart following a seemingly harmless package update:

“Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”

Finally, my tax dollars going to things I want!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Globally, this is becoming a thing. Many states have digital IDs already.

Realistically, both paper with a chip or QR code should be valid for a while.

A-ris-tootle on a Chi-a-pootle.

C’mon guys, this isn’t hard /s