You forgot the boarder!!!

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But glass is made from sand, I’m just returning it to where it came from!!!

And it’s worse when you remember your HR managers use windows.

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Someone back this all up in that huge Minecraft book server.

What happens if a Harvard professor goes rouge rogue and teaches the book on the right?

Edit: the books don’t teach spelling.

Random question, whats your address and work schedule?

Charge whoever pushed this “telematic update” for reckless endangerment or something.

They’re lucky there were no accidents related to this (as far as we know).

Are people are actually upset about an auto update feature? A feature that has been pretty standard in programs for a very long time?

I understood some of the upset when they added telemetry, but auto-update?

In other words tasks that “AI” is actually good for, not attempting to generate your music or apply some kind of “magic filter”.

RIP OP

Relevant xkcd

In Need for Speed, how many other cars did you hit or do you play with traffic off? In a video game there are no consequences, so you end up hitting dozens and can keep going as you learn the game. In real life, you hit one car and someone is either dead, wishes they were, or incredibly lucky.

How about hitting the trees, the road barriers, going through grass? All that stuff costs the community money to fix.

Let’s say you’re the best (or luckiest) player in the world and never hit anything, how much did your little cousin hit when you first gave up the controller?

Street racing is a crime because its dangerous to other people. You are intentionally putting other people’s life at risk for your own personal entertainment.

Just don’t get the screen wet, if the screen is broken, the fridge won’t work for “safety” reasons.

Better to catch them with a robot kid than with real ones.

And what if I don’t want to watch “stuff” on my phone? My phone is supposed to be a portable “swiss-army-knife” of digital tools.

They made tablets for the other “stuff”

Thanks!

It’s just a bit of self-mockery.

You all looking at this through the lens of a civilized society.

The American version is “treat others like if you piss them off, they’ll shoot you, so be nice, but not too nice or they’ll sue you for harassment.”