Please get offline.

I fucked your mom on a cruise.

You’re right.

No worries. Dependencies with JavaScript are… insane. I’m often shut down when I bring this up to developers. “All it takes is the one malicious dependency of one of your dependencies dependencies dependency.” “Oh you’re paranoid”

Well, reject all forms of government that allow billionaires and shun people who make excuses for their existence.

React lol. That is yesterdays technology.

I’m a modern web developer and I do things without a bazillion dependencies.

You’re mistaking developers with lazy fucks. ;)

HTMX

You wouldn’t download Claude code’s leaked source, WOULD YOU?!

May, could, might. Clickbait for cold metal still in development.

Content looks legit, but I’d be super careful about running it. Who knows what got added to that zip file.

Finally!

They don’t have much choice.

Courier Prime… bleh

Aww, what’s wrong with siding with Ukraine?

Yes. But then everything would die in committee and eventually become a new distro anyway.

And your city too. Gotta be sure.

What’s after Wayland?

I love all the systemd hate haha

This is like Hipster Linux. “This one is just text… but unironically. And it has colors, but ironically. It’s like… film photography… but computers.”

To be fair I spend a lot of time in the terminal and behind the lens of a film camera.

Remember how finding a date could be in line at a coffee shop? I wouldn’t dare interrupt someone’s day by talking to them in person. I might get arrested.