“I am hereby placing a 100% TARIFF on transport fees for any Q visiting from the Q Continuum. As you know, one of them turned me literally orange, ‘as a joke’. If this dangerous criminal is found in Federation space again, I have given out orders to immediately apprehend the Q responsible and hold him in Alcatraz Prison. The Q will then be ransomed back to the bloodthirsty murderers of the Q Continuum.”

Trump would send Guinan back home, where she would be immediately assimilated.

“I am now implementing a 200% tariff on Genshin Impact, for supporting Chai-na. Chai-na is trying to steal our money…all of our money…and they’re doing it by tricking us with big-eyed freaks. Chai-na always talks about “the Rising Sun”, so why would they make big eyes, you know? It make no sense. No sense. So we’re gonna tariff them, and it’ll be great, because we’ll show the criminals and murderers who make that game what happens.”

I figure Trump will eventually demand that Japan refer to him as Trump-sama, since anything less would be disrespectful.

"You see, they like to spread their cartoons and big-eyed people or whatever…you know, why would they make their cartoons big-eyed. Big-eyed is very shameful…shameful like anyone who doesn’t use my name. They call me Trump, President Trump…but my people tell me that they’re being very disrespectful in their language. So my people tell me: “They should call you Trump-sama, you know? And I go, What’s Trump-sama? And they say, Japanese people say sama when they really like you, you know, and that’s why they should call me Trump-sama from now on. Very disrespectful.”

“You are talking to a KING!”

“Byah!”

“And now I’ve struck a King! Did my hand fall from my wrist?”