How do you search? I wanna see if I made the list too!

I don’t know why, but I read this as “Five Guys” and thought holy shit I didn’t realize a burger company could be so broke. No wonder their prices are so high!

“We really sound like that?”

Exactly! It’s like Ghandi in Civilization.

Other people have mentioned Baltimore, so I thought I’d share the video: https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE

I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.

I had a neighbor that didn’t have a job so would try to find creative ways to get money. He tried selling a drawer full of rusty Allen wrenches on Facebook for $100.

I don’t think it sold…

This is why conservatives are anti-sex ed and anti-abortion.

I remember when Facebook used to just show your friends posts in reverse chronological order. You could react to stuff in real time and it felt great. People would do stuff like watch sporting events and TV shows live and then react with all your friends online.

Then it changed to just pure alogrithm garbage filled with ads.

That’s how I talk to my cat.

“Meow!”

“Really?”

“MEEEOOOWW!”

"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"

“MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!”

“Ok then let’s get you fed, you poor thing.”

Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it’s not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like “Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife.”

Real glad my children won’t have any water for this.

Beat meat, oh it.

I hate that we’ve had to change this calculation from a billionaire to a trillionaire. Both are fucking disgusting numbers.

Also, I swear to God if anyone mentions compound interest I’m gonna strap you to one of Elon’s exploding rockets.

Yeah it’s a Democratic governor. Ain’t no way they’ve enough spine to appoint someone and let the courts sort it out.

https://archive.ph/ZveCI

Dude went a few SECONDS over his time and they arrested him. Even when he said he was done speaking.

This is actually very common across businesses. My company actually has our bonuses tied to AI adoption, so we have dashboards showing people’s AI usage. Other major companies have done the same, which lead to the practice of “token maxxing” where people were using AI to make more AI calls to boost their numbers up.

Archive link: https://archive.ph/c6DSo

Sometimes Lemmy posts line up in perfect coincidences and it freaks me out a little.

The problem with AI is that they cannot increase the prices enough to be profitable.

I saw something about the SpaceX IPO that said for it to be justified at that price, everyone on earth with some sort of money (they defined it as earning at least $14,000/year) had to become an xAI consumer and spend $28,000/year. Seems reasonable /s

I was talking to one of our cloud architects at work yesterday. They did a test and just ran in “asdf” to a chat prompt, and were able to trace the costs. It was 12 cents.

I could totally see AI costs getting out of control very quickly. Doing something like a Copilot formula in an Excel spreadsheet is easily going to run up hundreds of dollars of costs eventually.