

Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it’s not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like “Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife.”
Real glad my children won’t have any water for this.





















That’s how I talk to my cat.
“Meow!”
“Really?”
“MEEEOOOWW!”
"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"
“MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!”
“Ok then let’s get you feed, you poor thing.”