Lmao I was unaware that all these Moo Deng images existed. That’s fantastic

I know there are vast ethical issues with genetic experimentation; but if they find a way to keep an animal from aging, I will be the first in line at the baby hippo store.

Moo Deng would never hurt a soul!

Actually that’s not true. She tried to munch that zookeeper’s knees. She’s just too little to efficiently murder someone yet.

No weed, but they do have Koolaid, which kinda makes up for it.

My kid’s school still does Book It but our closest Pizza Hut doesn’t have personal pan pizzas. So they give us a small pizza instead. It’s just not the same.

I think I have that last one as a body wash.

All my men’s products have completely artificial smells like “Cool Rush”.

(⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠！

Tell me, what do you do with balrogs?

Send them back to the Shadow!

And what do you send back to the Shadow, apart from balrogs?

More balrogs!

Also not to get into any freak gasoline fights.

Could just round to “3 dollars”

Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.

Lol I appreciated your edit

That’s such a bummer. I was just talking to my son about him the other week, joking “wasn’t it weird that they got Darth Vader to voice Mufasa in Lion King?” Dude had an amazing voice.

Yeah I don’t know why the article mentions Gen Z’s “tech-savvy reputation”. Being able to operate a cell phone doesn’t make you tech savvy.

Gen X and Millennials grew up using command line and troubleshooting computer problems before the Internet. Their tech skills are way higher than Gen Z.

Looks like this thing if someone is looking for a shopping link.

https://a.co/d/b4Ooqkl

Edit: One of the reviews mentions this is too short for the Steam Deck, so might not be the exact one OP posted a picture of.

Glaber Pilosus checking in.

Weird, 2012 was about when Brian Niccol took over as Chief Marketing Officer and then later became CEO of Taco Bell. Afterwards he moved to Chipotle and raised prices and lowered quality there too. Now he’s in the news for becoming the new Starbucks CEO where he will be commuting via private jet 600 miles 3 days a week.

So you’ll be happy to know that your extra money on tacos, burritos, and coffee goes to good use like paying this asshole millions of dollars to fly around on a private jet enshittifying everything he touches

For the Explain XKCD article:

The typical Ferris wheel has a diameter of about 200 feet and usually takes around 10 minutes per full rotation. The apparent ratio between the connected wheels in the comic is approximately 12.5:1, meaning the motion is significantly sped up as it’s transferred. The second Ferris wheel, driven by the first, could spin at around 1.3 rpm, with passengers moving at 9 mph (14 km/h), which is faster than usual but not inherently dangerous. However, when this motion is further transferred to the third Ferris wheel, it could spin at 16 rpm, with passengers traveling at over 110 mph (180 km/h), subjecting them to 8 Gs of force—conditions that would be hazardous.

Lol I’ve got an Ender V2 - and my brother just upgraded to a Bambu. He’s such a fucker… I’m jealous.