Did her happiness make her HD?

She peers into the Denuvo Eye of Terror for the good of us all.

That’s exactly what they’re called and you’re right about them being difficult to get after the fact. It is possible to find the right forced subtitles on different subtitle sites and Plex makes it very simple to integrate them but I’ve had very mixed results finding them.

Which still absolutely checks out for the current timeline.

(Chorus) Heave ho, Docker, and sail the binary sea, With containers all lined up, so light and free. From the code to the cloud, we’ll go with ease, In our trusty Docker ships, we sail the seas.

(Verse 1) Oh, the devs were a-struggling, in a stormy plight, With dependencies broken, things weren’t quite right. Then Docker sailed in, with a promise so bold, Of consistent environments, as good as gold.

(Chorus) Heave ho, Docker, and sail the binary sea, With containers all lined up, so light and free. From the code to the cloud, we’ll go with ease, In our trusty Docker ships, we sail the seas.

(Verse 2) We build and we ship, with our Docker compose, In our microservices, our confidence grows. With images light and containers so tight, We deploy in the morning, and sleep sound at night.

(Chorus) Heave ho, Docker, and sail the binary sea, With containers all lined up, so light and free. From the code to the cloud, we’ll go with ease, In our trusty Docker ships, we sail the seas.

Honestly, Grim Kleapers ads are almost a highlight to me. Such a memelord, wacky and entertaining.

One can only hope!

Just a link to the source.

Thanks, TIL! (Also, while you explained it well I still took so long to understand. Guess I’m having a slow day 😅)

Sir, madam, or…

Ethical non binary yankee?

Unfortunately, yes. iPhones will check passively and Android phones can get an app but you have to check actively. Hopefully Apple and Google work on a solution for active detection on Android devices.

Not that I’m aware of, for the reasons you mentioned. I believe you can now share AirTag locations with family members and that’ll count towards ‘checking in’ and not beep but nothing for sharing with someone outside of family members.

…placing at least seven AirTags on his ex-wife’s car to surveil her.

Assuming the tags weren’t checking in with an owning device (iPhone) that car would’ve been beeping up a storm.

I recently lent a set of work keys to a colleague that I forgot had an AirTag on them, in their words: “fucking things beeped all weekend and my phone kept telling me I’m being followed!”

How did he calculate the 70% chance?

Maybe they asked ChatGPT?

…elongating the toe of normal boots by as much as 5 feet (1.5 m)

That’s excessive.

As a CPAP user; when I don’t use it I relate to ‘dying in my sleep’ way too much.

Everyone’s talking blocked sinuses but I took your comment to mean asthma.

While every other cave person is running down a mammoth my asthmatic ass would be dying because of pollen or dust.

The original LLM.

Correct. This looks like it’s taken from the game info page in the users library, if it were taken from their friend list it would have context for which game it is.

I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.