Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

I heard the “pop” noise

A marginally faster glass rectangle with 15 cameras, take my money!

RIP Norm Macdonald

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Wouldn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of the fediverse because you would need some kind of centralized system to keep track of all instance’s reputations?

Oh no! How dare they ask you to do your job? Just get on with it and do what they pay you for

Cause of death: 15 minute long pre-push hook

Is this kinda like how our management team calls the ‘users’ table in our DB the ‘Identity Store”?

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Devil’s advocate: basically the only proper way to figure out how people are using your product and how you can tweak it to achieve its goal is by firing events and including relevant metadata such as how much time they spent on a screen or how far they scrolled. Telemetry is not necessarily “evil” by default.

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~3.5M posts per day across ~40k active users?

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We might work at the same company lmao. My laptop is borderline unusable due to all the monitoring garbage despite having really fast hardware