You rock, I can’t believe I didn’t try the three dot menu - thank you!!

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It’s asking god to bless the people (“us”) and the food (“these thy gifts”) that they’re about to receive from his bounty via jesus

At least that’s how I understood it growing up, but who knows, I was just reciting it by rote as a kid and haven’t thought about it in years haha

Finally! I hate driving anywhere anymore because everyone’s on their phone. Not just local roads, but on the fucking turnpike for christsake!

I’m not sure how they’ll enforce this though.

Interesting, I learned it as “Bless us, Oh Lord, and these thy gifts”

It’s sewage infrastructure from the 1800s that needs to be repaired - apparently the pipe cracked. I don’t know why it hasn’t been fixed yet, that’s wild.

It’s super old-timey

… there are only about 350M Americans. She’s saying 74% have been saved.

What a goddamn fucking moron liar.

OMG I just wanna squeeze those lil feets.

Piggy is adorbs

r/sinkpissers

Poor mom. I bet that was peri/meno brain fog. It sucks.

I’m out of the loop, what’s wrong with Brave?

I don’t know how the self-checkout is constructed in Belgium, but in the US (at least, the stores I go to), the self-checkout is a small kiosk with a small weight-sensitive platform where you bag your groceries. You’re supposed to scan each item and then place it in the bag so the scale can register it, and then scan and bag the next item, and so on. The problems are that:

1. The technology is buggy and doesn’t always recognize that you’ve bagged an item, so it locks up and won’t let you scan your next item until an attendant comes to assist.
2. Certain items like cooking wine or cough syrup or matches require proof that you’re old enough to purchase it (again, an attendant has to get involved)
3. If god forbid you take a second to rearrange items in one of your bags to make more room for your next item, the stupid machine nags you and then - yep you guessed it - locks up until an attendant comes.
4. The machine-monitored security camera sometimes misinterprets what it sees you doing. For example, one time I was done scanning my items and realized I was still holding onto my shopping list, so I tucked it into my pocketbook as I was getting my credit card out. The camera must’ve thought I was stealing something, so it locked up until an attendant came to review the video footage.
5. The bagging platform is too small for a full week’s worth of groceries, so it’s really only useful if you’re picking up a handful of items, meaning you still need to go through an attended line if you’re doing your weekly shop.

Honestly I prefer bagging my own groceries, and if the problems with self-checkout were fixed, I’d be happy to only do self-checkout. But the way it is now, it’s annoying to use.

I’ve resorted to appending every Google search with “-ai” because I don’t want to see their bullshit summaries. Outsourcing our thinking is lazy and dangerous, especially when the technology is so flawed.

LeAnn Rimes with an orange

LeAnn “Rimes with Orange”

LeAnn rhymes with orange

Ken Cheng is a gift

I love Chris Simpsons Artist

Especially lies

Garak is both sex and war