If god had a name, what would we call him?

D’oh!

I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

I’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs

Please give him a smooch on his noggin for me! Such a handsome brindleboi

I wonder if we’d find his work funny today.

Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but isn’t that why neurodivergences are generally considered along a spectrum? As in, it’s possible to be mildly autistic or mildly ADHD, and therefore still pretty functional - or it’s possible to be profoundly autistic or profoundly ADHD, and therefore probably low-functioning - or anywhere in between?

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

Yeah I think they’re irrelevant in this one.

The angel and devil that live in her mind

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

I love Obvious Plant. Here’s hoping I get ‘you’re goth now’!

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

Hi gang!