

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine


Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.


That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.
This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.
Yeah I think they’re irrelevant in this one.
The angel and devil that live in her mind
'Cause I’m not planning on going solo
I love Obvious Plant. Here’s hoping I get ‘you’re goth now’!
This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.


Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

Either went to a conversion camp or what?
I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.
I love greyhounds - for an animal that is basically a bag of elbows, they’re so bendy!
This is ridiculous and I love it


The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?


Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.
And remember:

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.