I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

Yeah I think they’re irrelevant in this one.

The angel and devil that live in her mind

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

I love Obvious Plant. Here’s hoping I get ‘you’re goth now’!

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

Hi gang!

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

Either went to a conversion camp or what?

Can it cure cankles?

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

I love greyhounds - for an animal that is basically a bag of elbows, they’re so bendy!

This is ridiculous and I love it

The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?

Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.

And remember:

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