Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!

Happ burrday pretty lady!! 😊

No idea. My uncle Joe has dwarfism and he makes a mean bowl of Count Chocula.

Ooh, I didn’t see zombies as a possible outcome

Longboyes are like real life cartoons. I had a grey and she was the most comical thing ever - awkward stick legs, big satellite dish ears, and dat snooooot

Who the hell is washing pillowcases and t-shirts in the same load of laundry

Holy shit

I’m so sorry for your loss. She looks like a sweet cuddly girl. :(

Yup

Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

Musk maybe, but Trump? I doubt it. I think he’s just an asshole.

Same. As an introvert I call this being “on”. Like making sure I smile appropriately and then wondering if I’m smiling too much, trying to establish a rapport when I’d rather just get to the point, remembering not to mutter to myself or make faces in response to my thoughts, and mirroring people’s body language. It’s easier just to be a weirdo!

Not even hamberders?

Oh jesus fucking christ I have hoodies older than this kid.

A directory of DOGE workers and their email addresses.

Break out of frames!

Silly sighthound 🤎

#3 tho…

I’d rather have a Cylon than Elon.