I prefer to arrange my electrons like building blocks just like gramma did

How do you imagine this ends? Does the US become pro-humanity in the next 50 years? 100??

Bush senior is the platonic ideal of those glasses at the turn of the 1990s.

Certainly!

Do I wanna know

When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

I used to hate shellfish

but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

These mfers out here acting like they don’t already have kuru

So delighted (probably not the right word, feeling) that this was the top comment when I arrived.

It’s just heavier??

What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

My 3D printer printer prints only printers now

I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

Like name it after something you don’t grab when you meet someone gallantly

Pretty sure I’ve had to sign at least once this year. Lotta freedom tho.

swim bladder

I beg your pardon

I hate how cathartic it is to watch that mountain of bullies burn to the ground 😌

Said the same thing

is giving marked-as-duplicate vibes